Boiled Eggs and Land for Hospital.

What do you do when you get home after work?

Relax.

Watch TV.

Eat.

Pray.

Chat with a friend.

No, not after 27 and unmarried.
Yes its twenty fucking seven.

Gosh!!!

You can not do any of the above.
Since, sole motto of your existence on earth is...

1. To select a suitable partner for yourself (from whoever the fuck has made a profile on some matrimonial site).

2. Get married asap and

3. Then have kids asap and then

4. Get them married too asap.

It does not end here.

5. Force them to repeat the cycle.



Friend of mine is going through such torment each day since she turned twenty fucking seven.
Each day she goes home making schemes how to skulk the night.

But all her labour comes to dust.
She has to go through the profiles of boys her agent has short-listed for her from the matrimonial site.

And believe you me, its torturous.
Yesterday she was sharing few of them with me.

And what I saw was hilarious at many levels.

One of them has written that he likes eating boiled eggs.

Other was declaring he has a land for hospital provided he is getting married to a doctor

I mean that's how shallow our society is?
Please God guide these misguided children of yours.

Joker was never wrong in saying "This city needs a better class of criminals".


Period.