Patronus

My head says - "Who cares..."
But then my heart whispers -"You do...Stupid"

She said Expecto Patronum and  suddenly everything seems to be at right place and all dementors ran for their money along with all the worrisome and disturbing thoughts and all the clouds of doubts drifted away and she is headed toward perpetually eternal peace.

Today, even if you come throw stones at her, she'll  simply duck and smile. Mostly, cause she is at peace. She is at peace. You say 'war', she say 'peace'. You are 'pissed', She is 'peaced'. They ate 'pieces', She felt 'peace'.

She is convenient like that.

I asked, how you did that, she said "Oh! It's easy man!."

And explained me the charm, which is
The Patronus Charm (Expecto Patronum) the most famous and one of the most powerful defensive charms known to wizardkind/mankind.It is the primary protection against Dementors and Lethifolds, to which there is no other protection.

And she also explained how it actually works.

You just have to focus all your energies towards the negatives,and think about all the petty mundane things and build a dam of negativity to keep away all the positive thoughts out of your sight and mind, and keep telling yourself that it is all bullshit, all the disturbing thoughts, all those clouds of doubts, all those pretty pictures you had for a friction of second, they all are but naughts.

And you have to repeat these negative thoughts in your mind time and again like some kind of movie marathon.

And whenever you feel chaos in your mind or have that feeling of headthrob, think of all the negative things that could have happened and focus your energies on negatives and wear it like a mask.

You have to camouflage yourself with this eternal peace and put a smiling face and than that day is not far when you forget who you really were, and you will become the person that you were camouflaging to be (which will not be real you, but who cares!).

And that is when you realize the power of charm.

In parallel world.

Friend of mine is going through real lows in her life, the hunt for the suitable groom seems to be a never ending task.She and her parents and bhabhi are going great guns but all in vain. They have tried all Jeevansathi, shaadi.com, simply marry and what not.

All these sites offer is a great magnitude of bullshit.

So she came across this great site "Rishto ka sansar".

And she sent me the link to check it out and believe you me! I was literally rolling on floor laughing at the very name of the site "Rishto ka sansar".

I called her and laughed some more and asked her why on earth are you becoming such a burden on your parents that they are making desperate efforts to parcel you away.

I mean really. "RISHTO KA SANSAR".

They are going this far.

I told her to keep calm "Que, Sera, Sera".